Anchorman Quotes

So you’re looking for funny anchorman quotes?

Below is a compilation of the best anchorman quotes we could find but before we start listing the many Ron burgundy quotes, let’s take a peek at the history of Anchorman.

Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy is a very popular comedy film based loosely on the culture of the 1970s, the film has been such a huge hit that quotes from anchorman are still causing a sensation.

The character who plays Ron Burgandy is Will Ferrell, the comedy has been such a success that he is now famed for his ingenious Will Ferrell quotes that many of us remember him for. Many would recognise him as the character who gave us many top anchorman quotes that still has us in stitches.

So what is it about Anchorman quotes that make us laugh? Well Ron Burgundy has been listed as one of the greatest movie characters and anchorman as the greatest film of all time it’s no wonder why anchorman quotes still cause a stir and some of the funniest anchorman quotes keep us coming back for more and whatever your sense of humor who doesn’t enjoy laughing?

If you were to choose an all time anchorman quote what would it be? To help you decide we’ve listed one by one each anchorman quote so you can laugh yourself silly! We’ve even chucked in some brick tamland quotes

So if you’re ready – here is out selection anchorman movie quotes just for you. Enjoy.

Ron Burgundy: I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.

Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.

Ron Burgundy: Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair.

Ron Burgundy: [insulted] What did you say?

Veronica Corningstone: I said… your hair… looks stupid.

[an A-bomb mushroom cloud is reflected in Ron's eyes; the knock-down drag-out fight begins]

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Ron Burgundy: Oh Audrey – I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What’s that? Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That’s bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Alright?

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Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica after the news has just gone off the air] You’ve got a dirty whorish mouth.

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Announcer: [theme music begins] Channel 4 News, with five-time Emmy-award winning anchor Ron Burgundy. Champ Kind, Sports. Brick Tamland, Weather. And your reporter in the field, Brian Fantana. It’s the Channel 4 News at 6:00.

Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I’m Ron Burgundy and here’s what happening in your world tonight.

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Brian Fantana: [seriously] I’m telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron’s head.

Brick Tamland: [breaks out laughing] That’s a good one.

Veronica Corningstone: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.

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Ron Burgundy: [to waiter] I’ll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper… and some cheese.

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Ron Burgundy: [playing flute solo] Hey, Aqualung.

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Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me.

Ron Burgundy: What are you doing?

Veronica Corningstone: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.

Ron Burgundy: I’m using the tape. I’m showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I’m a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.

Ron Burgundy: Big deal. I am very professional.

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

Ron Burgundy: I’m not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.

Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.

Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.

Ron Burgundy: It’s quite pungent.

Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.

Ron Burgundy: It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

Brian Fantana: Yep.

Ron Burgundy: Brian, I’m gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

[cheesy grin]

Ron Burgundy: That doesn’t make sense.

Brian Fantana: Well… Let’s go see if we can make this little kitty purr.

[snarls]

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Champ Kind: What’s it like, Ron?

Ron Burgundy: The intimate times? Outta sight, my man.

Brian Fantana: No, the other thing – love.

Brick Tamland: Yeah, what is that?

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Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there’s one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it’s women.

Brian Fantana: I don’t know, Ron.

Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there’s going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won’t be invited.

Veronica Corningstone: This is pathetic.

Ron Burgundy: You’re pathetic.

Ron Burgundy: Let’s go to Brian Fantana who’s live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?

Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh… Ching… King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can’t do that he’s a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.

[to the Panda]

Brian Fantana: Hey, you’re making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.

Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich.

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Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.

Ron Burgundy: Oh, we’re going there.

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Ron Burgundy: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.

Veronica Corningstone: Oh. Do me on it.

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Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

[opens cologne cabinet]

Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard’s Delight.

Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

Anchorman quotes

Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…

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Frank Vitchard: I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.

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Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.

Brian Fantana: That’s the smell of desire my lady.

Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper… filled with… Indian food. Oh, excuse me.

Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people

News Station Employee: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot’s dick.

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Champ Kind: The bottom line is you’ve been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You’re a member of the Channel Four News Team.

Ron Burgundy: That’s a given.

Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don’t you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.